I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
