that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Randomize
