I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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