none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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