Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Small penises have feelings too.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Two words: blizzard sex
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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