lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He shit in the fireplace
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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