Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I will die if light touches me.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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