Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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