Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My vagina is officially offended.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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