Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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