'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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