can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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