I hate your face
I could have mohawked her pubes.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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