how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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