You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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