Plan B is the new Plan A
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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