So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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