love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
