what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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