I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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