She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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