THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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