he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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