We won't sleep together?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Rumble strips road head = magical
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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