Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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