You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize