Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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