are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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