Cold hands, warm shart.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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