You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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