i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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