Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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