You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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