So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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