Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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