Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You brought string cheese to the strip club
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Randomize
