so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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