Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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