there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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