dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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