if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
we're making bets on your personal life
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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