im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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