It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You need a sexual gate keeper
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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