Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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