Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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