Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.