I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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Just invented taco cereal.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.