I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
