she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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