If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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