yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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