If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
