her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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