Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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