Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
True college students do jello shots in the library