I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet