i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.