I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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